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1. (shart) (5851↑, 689↓)
a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")

I sharted at the party last night and went home pronto to change my clothes.

2. (shart) (4031↑, 559↓)
gas followed by mass.

that's the third time i've sharted this week - perhaps i should look into disposable boxers.

3. (shart) (2865↑, 574↓)
When one farts and a little shit comes out.

We gota go, dude. Why? It's an emergency\! What? I sharted, dude. What's that? Sharted\! Huh? I farted and a little shit came out\! -Along Came Polly SEE THAT MOVIE

4. (shart) (1896↑, 500↓)
To Accidently Shit While Trying To Push Out A Fart..In Other Words To Gamble And Lose

Tony Was At The Park and A ilent But Deadly Wound Up Being A Shart

5. (Shart) (1598↑, 315↓)
A cross between farting and dropping a load in your pants. Typically of a runny consistency. There are 5 categories of Sharts. Also known as a Foop. Cat 1) Wet Sensation Cat 2) Wet Underwear Cat 3) Soak thru to inside of pants Cat 4) Soak thru pants (Visible to general public) Cat 5) Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life) Anything of Category 4 or higher require showers. The lesser categories can be dealt with using alternative cleansing methods.

On the way back from lunch yesterday I noticed Art was having a hard time making it up the stairs. As we reached the pinnacle of the staircase Art looked to me and said "You gotta cover for me, I just Sharted". He then wiggled out of the building and drove home for a shower.

6. (shart) (926↑, 181↓)
v. - The act of farting in hopes that it will just be air, but to ones' dismay...a little shit comes out.

I thought it was just a little gas...but no...it was a freakin' shart.

Author: cathrynRules http://shart.urbanup.com/502933
7. (Shart) (647↑, 179↓)
v.,n. - to accidentally shit oneself while attempting to fart

I accidentally sharted myself. Did I get some shart on you?

8. (Shart) (261↑, 62↓)
AKA: Shit-Farts While straining to push out a doozie of a fart, you accidently shit you're pants. Can also happen unexpectedly when attempting a silent but deadly hot fart.Reprocussions: 1.)May just leave a small skid mark or 2.) May ruin you're Wedding Dress. Sharts may prelude to a night of drinking warm Coronas.

ex 1.)I accidently shart my pants in line waiting for my Big Mac. ex 2.) We all heard the fart, and the look on her face made it evident she had just shart her pants. A quick look in the undies confirmed the fact, and new undies were called in. ex 3.)I had to shower after that shart.

9. (shart) (231↑, 42↓)
To fart and get more than you bargained for.

You Sharted? Yeah, I farted and got more than I bargained for....

10. (shart) (203↑, 34↓)
a portmanteau of shit and fart, and refers to a fart that results in the soiling of ones pants/underwear

Dang\! I did it again. I sharted in my pants

11. (shart) (184↑, 20↓)
When you try to fart, but a bit of shit comes out instead - a "wet fart" (shart = shit + fart). Usually unexpected and always embarrassing, a shart can also create an uncomfortable "wet" sensation where it's least desired.

After sharting my pants, I walked to the bathroom and changed my boxers, trying to keep the impression that nothing had happened.

12. (shart) (196↑, 38↓)
A fart that expels small ammounts of feces.

"Oh my God\! I just sharted\!" Exclaimed a humiliated Mark as he ran through the art room, knocking over a TV in his rush to get out the back door. A feeble attempt to save his dignity.

13. (shart) (215↑, 59↓)
To produce a fart that has a small mixture of shit. Usually not done on purpose but can result in a very dirty underwear\!

I had to fart really bad, so I tried to let it out quietly but to my dismay I sharted, so my pants got shit in them\!

14. (shart) (160↑, 10↓)
The accidental discharge of fecal matter, usually of the liquefied kind, when attempting to merely pass gas. If the underwear becomes overly saturated, a stain may appear on the outer garment. This unfortunately results in embarassment and ridicule, if around other people.

What was the name of that guy wearing white pants that sharted in Carl's Jr. then had to take the bus home?

15. (shart) (226↑, 81↓)
When a gaseus emition becomes a solid one... AKA a 'follow-thru'

OMG, I think i just sharted\!\!

16. (shart) (173↑, 31↓)
When you have to shit really badly and you let out a fart thinking that you'll be ok, but really shit comes out with the fart. Resulting in ruined underwear and possibly in need of a new pair of pants.

"I didn't make it to the bathroom intime and I sharted." "Gross."

17. (shart) (154↑, 19↓)
An explosion like bowel movement. When one shits and farts at the same time. Can become huge problem if done on accident. If done on toilet, shit explodes and splashes water all over your ass.

The second I sat on the crapper, shit exploded out of me like a nuclear bomb. That was the biggest shart ever\!

18. (Shart) (148↑, 14↓)
The act of farting immediately followed by unwillingly protruding fecal matter (solid/liquid) causing quite the disturbance in your undergarments while displaying an extremely awkward facial expression.

Young skeet, "Yo dawg what is that smell? And what is that look on yo face?" Young poopy, "Aint nothin dawg jus plain ol' shart."

Author: Dr. Edgar Bacardi http://shart.urbanup.com/2663980
19. (shart) (151↑, 17↓)
what happens when one has not defecated in the last 10 hours and relaxes the anal sphincter to fart, but, low and behold, the defecation feels left out and decides to come along for the ride. sometimes results in a hard, long log dropping out of trousers, but is usually wet and messy and results when one tries to push out a fart.

nick: man i sharted last night at the party. john: that sucks man. how'd that happen? nick: i hadnt shit since the day before and i really needed to fart. i thought i would be okay just to fart but as soon as i let it out i realized what i had done. i didn't make it to the bathroom in time so everyone saw it run down my leg. it was gross. john: oh... nick: but my girlfriend helped me. she wiped my ass for me and she put on my diaper. it took her like 67 wipes just to get all of the shit out of my asshole and off my balls. john: she must really love you...

20. (shart) (154↑, 21↓)
a wet fart a combination of a shit and a fart

I just sharted

21. (shart) (154↑, 22↓)
When you try to fart and shit your pants. I know this from the movie Along Came Polly when the guy sharts at the party.

Son of a bitch, I just sharted

Author: Stephen Carboni http://shart.urbanup.com/992348
22. (Shart) (130↑, 6↓)
A suprizing release of solids rectally, Where the expected function was thought to be a release of gas. Usually quit shocking and the individual tends to have a suprized look on face followed by the words aahh shit\! And the tendacey to have trouble walking comfetably directly after.

Dude, pull my finger\!\!.....ahh shit, I sharted, must have bin the draft beer\!

23. (shart) (136↑, 11↓)
A combination of a shit and a fart that results in having to change your underwear.

Dude, I just sharted...I'll be right back.

24. (shart) (127↑, 4↓)
The act of forcing a [fart] out of the [anal] region of the human body and accidentally losing control of [bowels]. Once this occurs, a feeling of utter disgust will be inflicted on said person who committed this act. There are many options on how to deal with this situation. A common solution for many people is to immediately find a lavatory or restroom facility of some sort. Check the underwear for any fairly large pieces of [fecal matter]. Remove said fecal matter and wipe your buttocks and any other affected areas clean with toilet paper provided. Forcing out a fart is very risky. It is not recommended to do at social gatherings.

Even though Winchester can fart on command, he sharted after eating a White Castle Crave Case. Molly could not take the pressure of keeping in a fart, so she blew one and ended up sharting. Bradley knew a fart was building up inside of him. With an atmosphere full of humor, he could not resist breaking wind. He did not know that his rectum was full of feces. Without hesitating, he let one out and suddenly a wet floppy sound came from him. At that moment, everyone stopped laughing and were disgusted. Bradley just sharted. He risked getting his pants dirty. He risked losing his dignity.

25. (shart) (122↑, 4↓)
Accidental poo while farting

I sharted at a restaraunt and took immediate action. I was trying to discard my underwear in the bathroom but people kept coming in. I decided to discard my underwear and drop next to toilet on floor vs. being seen discarding underwear.

26. (Shart) (131↑, 13↓)
What happens when you try to release some gas from your ass but it ends up being oil. (sharting, sharted, shartfull)

I lifted my cheek to let off some gas but instead I sharted in my drawers.

27. (shart) (123↑, 7↓)
the act of "shitting" a little bit when you "fart"

oops, I just sharted.

28. (shart) (118↑, 3↓)
when you try to fart, and you shit, mostly happens when you are hungover.

"I was so hungover this morn, i sharted my pants" "Did you just fart?, no i shart\!

29. (Shart) (118↑, 4↓)
a cross between a shit and a fart. A 'wet fart' with lumps in it is considerd a "SHART" .

I just had a shart. Where's the nearest bathroom so's I can wipe my ass and flush my gynch down the toilet. I just sharted. Does anyone have some asswipe?

30. (shart) (122↑, 8↓)
When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.

I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.

31. (shart) (123↑, 9↓)
a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart". To mean to fart but shit comes out by accident.

I sharted at the party last night and went home as fast as I could before anyone noticed

Author: LilJOnwhattt: http://shart.urbanup.com/1387027
32. (shart) (129↑, 16↓)
When you releive a gas bubble, and realize your in whole mess of trouble. (literally) see chocolate pudding.

I was taking a nap with my girlfriend and sharted, she is no longer my girlfriend. Advice, don't nap and shart.

33. (shart) (128↑, 15↓)
When trying to fart, you instead poo and make a mess.

"man i just shart myself", "that was a massive and messy shart", "I had a big fart building up but it turned into shart"

34. (shart) (132↑, 19↓)
when a dude / dudette shits and farts at the sametime Shit + Fart = shart

dude i just sharted in my trousers...

35. (shart) (124↑, 10↓)
Shit-fart, i.e. combination of a shit and a fart.

After I had egg, scrapple and coke, I had to shart.

36. (shart) (122↑, 10↓)
A wet fart. When you fart and it is like a type of wet shit that comes out and drips down your leg.

OMFG mike sharted on his sisters pillow. damn this sucked, i was with my gf when i sharted and it smelled likedog shit.

Author: St. Brigid School http://shart.urbanup.com/1084051
37. (shart) (158↑, 46↓)
when u fart and shit in one smooth motion.usually invovles an extensive cleanup.

i was with my girlfriend and then sharted all over the inside of my pants.

38. (shart) (157↑, 46↓)
Well, its when you have to fart, but after you fart you farted a little to hard (one should be especially cautious if they have not taken a shit in the last 10 hours) so a small piece of shit comes out. It may stick to your underpants or stay lodged inside your butthole.

i sharted my pants

39. (shart) (113↑, 3↓)
both a Shit and a fart

Oh no thats a shart

Author: Stan the man 31 http://shart.urbanup.com/3658876
40. (Shart) (112↑, 2↓)
1: Commonly and more particularly, an unforeseen form of defecation occurring only when one has solely anticipated and partially succeeds in the breaking of wind. 2: An unintentional defecation that occurs when attempting to break wind. 3: The accidental emergence of excrement during the release of rectal gas. Shart: Etymology – English: First notably expressed within the later part of the 20th century as a slang mixture and more typically used in the United States. The word is used in the movie “Along Came Poly”, but, the words exact origin and period of conception is not known. Shart is the unification of the first two letters from the word “shit” followed by the last three letters of the word “fart”; Sh \shart art.

Cause – Typically a shart is induced by diarrhea that has not yet displayed its symptoms and the sufferer simply feels the urge to pass gas. Remedy – Self regulation: When the urge to pass gas initially begins, the sufferer should attempt to restrain from allowing release for a few minutes. Typically a shart can be avoided as the symptoms of diarrhea will be sensed a few minutes after an initial false gas episode has occurred. Medical: If this a common occurrence one should consult with a physician.

41. (shart) (113↑, 2↓)
v. A blend of a [shit] and a [fart], where one attempts to fart and accidentally releases a small amount of shit. Will often result in a [dingleberry] and/or a ruined pair of boxers.

Fucking gross man, you just sharted.

42. (Shart) (114↑, 4↓)
Noun: The combination of the solid waste and gas excreted from the anus simultaneously. Verb: The act of excreting shit and gas while [farting]\!

The origin of the word "shart" is credited to L. M. Crowley (1986) after observing her brother excrete a little extra something along with his explosive gas after after a night of endulgence at the turkey testical festival. Holy Crap\! The idiot just sharted\!

43. (shart) (113↑, 3↓)
A fart with "substance"

Aw lawd, i sharted on the lawn and used it as bait to catch deer

44. (shart) (119↑, 9↓)
when someone farts and a little bit of shit comes out

dude i need to go and changed my boxers because i just sharted.

45. (Shart) (125↑, 15↓)
When you fart a little shit comes out..a shart

Man I was in your moms bedroom and she made me laugh so hard i sharted in my pants\!

46. (shart) (113↑, 4↓)
The act of forcing a [fart] out of the [anal] region of the human body and accidentally losing control of [bowels]. Once this occurs, a feeling of utter disgust will be inflicted on said person who committed this act. There are many options on how to deal with this situation. A common solution for many people is to immediately find a lavatory or restroom facility of some sort. Check the underwear for any fairly large pieces of [fecal matter]. Remove said fecal matter and wipe your buttocks and any other affected areas clean with toilet paper that is provided. Forcing out a fart is very risky. It is not recommended to do at social gatherings.

Even though Winchester can fart on command, he sharted after eating a White Castle Crave Case. Molly could not take the pressure of keeping in a fart, so she blew one and ended up sharting. Richard is prone to shart anytime someone scoops his man tits. Bradley knew a fart was building up inside of him. With an atmosphere full of humor, he could not resist breaking wind. He did not know that his rectum was full of feces. Without hesitating, he let one out and suddenly a wet floppy sound came from him. At that moment, everyone stopped laughing and were disgusted. Bradley just sharted. He risked getting his pants dirty. He risked losing his dignity.

47. (shart) (119↑, 10↓)
When you fart, but accidently deficate at the same time.

I just sharted in my pants\!

Author: Jester Chester http://shart.urbanup.com/3085741
48. (Shart) (123↑, 14↓)
The word is a combination of "shit" and "fart"---you get the idea. It's when you let out a massive fart and end up with some hershey stains on your drawers/panties.

Hey, where is that smell coming from? Ewww, I think he just sharted\!

49. (shart) (119↑, 10↓)
When one attempts to fart, but a little poo comes out. An inadvertant shit masked as a fart.

Devon was embarrased because she sharted on the bus.

50. (Shart) (112↑, 4↓)
Noun: The solid waste expressed from the anus during an attempted gas excretion [fart]. Verb: The act of shitting yourself when attempting to [fart]. The origin of the word is officially credited to T. Wember (circa 1987) after observing his roommate's girlfriend attempt to sneak one by.

Holy crap\! The bitch just Sharted\!

51. (shart) (115↑, 7↓)
when one farts and shit comes out

Maria sharted and had to change her panties.

52. (shart) (109↑, 2↓)
when you try to fart and a lil shit comes out. pronounciation: she-art. but really fast, loud, and southernly retarded.

o lord i think i just sharted in my pants.

53. (Shart) (112↑, 5↓)
when you think you have to fart and you shit your pants hahah.

I drank to much one night and had the runs the next day, i was on the internet and i thought i was farting and sharted my pants.what a shart of a day\!

Author: shaye belanger http://shart.urbanup.com/3609535
54. (shart) (109↑, 2↓)
a cross between a fart and a shit; where u've intended to fart but u shit in your pants instead.

Little Boy: Daddy, I've sharted on my pants\! I had only wanted to fart.......

55. (Shart) (110↑, 3↓)
While in a drunken state and trying to flatuate in public, you unintentionally expel liquid feces into your shorts, causing total embarassment to yourself - FOREVER.

The weekend camping trip ended early because the shart that John left at the fire almost injured 3 people.

56. (shart) (120↑, 13↓)
Also known as the the classic ["two for one deal"]

While meeting the parents of his new girlfriend, Shawn had to pass some gas. Feeling left out, the shit behind, upgraded to a package deal including a full shart, just to join the party.

57. (shart) (121↑, 14↓)
Shart- To try to fart, but u shit instead

Bill sharted in his pants

Author: Tabasco Sauce http://shart.urbanup.com/1413170
58. (shart) (108↑, 2↓)
an explosional fart that pushes out poop particals with it. it could be embarassing but deep down inside you know your really proud of yourself.

"oh man, i just sharted, but i kinda like it."

Author: i love that boy http://shart.urbanup.com/3872083
59. (shart) (111↑, 4↓)
when you try to fart, but some shit comes out. a shart

dude. i think i just did a shart.

60. (shart) (119↑, 14↓)
When you fart, and you accidently take shit in your pants.

I was standing in line to go to a movie, and I sharted my pants.

Author: Wyatt Mathews http://shart.urbanup.com/1965594
61. (Shart) (114↑, 9↓)
Shart is when you think you half to fart but you shit your self.

aw fuck i just sharted myself

62. (Shart) (123↑, 18↓)
To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.

So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.

63. (Shart) (110↑, 5↓)
The horrible thing pugs (and other dogs) do while they sleep. A wet mess that smells like fish and shit. Clean up involves lots of soap and hot water applied to his tail, legs, and asshole.

Bubba, did you shart again?\!

64. (shart) (113↑, 8↓)
To feel an explosion of gas about to shoot out except shit spit fires with juice all down your leg.

1. Coco I feel so bloated, maybe I have gas..let me try and release my air...ahhhhhhh holy shit, I just sharted everywhere. 2. Please, don't make me laugh anymore..I swear I'm going to fart..Oh my god here it comes..oh nooo I just shart and it went through my pants. 3. AAAAAAHHHH CHHHUUUUU...F\@\#$ I'm crying because I just sharted\!

Author: I SLEPT WITH NELLY\! http://shart.urbanup.com/1654665
65. (shart) (126↑, 21↓)
when u go to fart and push to hard and crap your self.usualy by accident.unless ur a loser and do this for fun.

sorry man,i sharted on your cat. i love to shart. sharting smells

Author: Jahova Witness man http://shart.urbanup.com/1029730
66. (shart) (106↑, 2↓)
when one farts and shits at the same time

dude ive just sharted\!

67. (shart) (113↑, 9↓)
Often referred to as a poo caused by the unnecessary forcing of a fart, shart can also be used to describe a piece of art that one does not find appealing to their eyes/eye. "Shart" in this case is formed by the combination of the adjective "shitty" and the noun "art", which together create: "shitty art".

When Rick came across the popular piece of modern art, he gave his personal opinion on it "What makes this good? Really\!? This is just shart\! Plain and simple\!"

68. (shart) (110↑, 6↓)
a very wet fart, an accidental shit

John tried to sneak out a fart but he shart in his shorts.

Author: Wawatay Sandy http://shart.urbanup.com/3052287
69. (shart) (120↑, 16↓)
[Anal] counterpart to a [French kiss].

Monsieur Raggou: Who can see my shart? Here be my doublet come close, my coat come over all dat, den who de devil see my shart? For vat sall me have a shart, when nobody see my shart? --John Lacy, The Old Troop, before 1665

Author: Michael Zeleny http://shart.urbanup.com/3174872
70. (shart) (107↑, 4↓)
Something intended to be only a fart but is accidentally accompanied by shit. These frequently occur during bouts of diarrhea. Past tense is sharted.

"Uh-oh dude I gotta run to the head real quick, I think I just sharted"

Author: The Real T-Rex http://shart.urbanup.com/2676639
71. (Shart) (105↑, 2↓)
Fart and follow through, usually happens after drinking heaps of beer the night before followed by a dodgy curry. You do not want this to happen in public, but it can be funny if its not you\!

"Hey Mick .........phhhhhhhhtbllllllooop\!", fuck I just sharted\! Got any bog roll?

Author: Bennnyballbags http://shart.urbanup.com/2610490
72. (shart) (111↑, 8↓)
chuck anderson's most common action

while playing poker chuck anderson's sharted

73. (shart) (112↑, 9↓)
A squishy fart that also yields some solid waste. see also Cammshaft23

Camm is a human shart.

74. (shart) (112↑, 9↓)
\\shärt\\ n 1 : a fart, or any form of flatulence, in which fecal matter, in any state is released 2 : the physical remnants of a shart \\shärt\\ v : the act of sharting - sharted - sharting

1: "What was that?" "A shart." 2: "It smells like shart in here." 3: "I've got to shart\!" 4: "I just sharted\!" 5: "Yes, that's me, I am sharting."

75. (Shart) (119↑, 16↓)
When one farts and shit comes out too. Often reffered to as a wet fart.

I have to go and change my boxers. I just sharted\! I just sharted in my friends soup and he ate it\!

76. (Shart) (107↑, 5↓)
When you shit and fart at the same time

Did you just shart yourself?

77. (shart) (109↑, 7↓)
the act of going to fart just a little when all of a sudden a little bit of diareah comes out.therefor you have sharted in your pants or wherever you are.this is not a good thing to do because it does not smell too good.

i went to toss his salad but when i was taking off my clothes,i sharted and IT went everywhere\!

78. (shart) (106↑, 4↓)
A surprising expulsion of poop that occurs during the farting process

Jane and I were napping together after filling ourselves with bean burritos and getting drunk off beer earlier in the day at El Charro’s. We were supposed to meet my parents for dinner at 7:30, and I didn’t want to not show up because first of all my parents generally have a big stick up their asses and second they wanted to meet Jane for the first time. The alarm was supposed to ring at six, but one of us set the damn thing incorrectly so we kept dozing until Jane snapped out of it around 7. Girls can wake you up in funny ways sometimes, and old Jane was a funny one. What she did was she climbed on top of me and sharted all over my face. I knew she meant to fart, so I wasn’t mad.

79. (Shart) (106↑, 4↓)
verb to shit and fart simultaneously.

- joe blow sharted so bad, dude, the whole church smelled like rotten eggs\! -"dude, I'll be right back, I need to shart so bad."

Author: Charles P. Hinkerton http://shart.urbanup.com/2567374
80. (Shart) (123↑, 21↓)
A fart that spews shit into your pants.

Jeffrey did you just fart. No it was a shart cause theres some shit mixed in. Tottaly Radical\!

81. (shart) (109↑, 7↓)
When you fart and shit comes out with it

Ben sharted his pants after he forced a fart.

Author: rebelwith a cause http://shart.urbanup.com/1725707
82. (Shart) (112↑, 10↓)
means to fart and have shit come out with it

I thought I had to fart silently, but when I did I shit my pants.

83. (Shart) (106↑, 5↓)
Any high-pressured flatulence with fecal discharge.

After eating 3 Burger King meals, Chris had a case of the Sharts.

84. (shart) (104↑, 3↓)
when you fart and some shit accidentally comes out

Dud, I just sharted....I gotta go home and change my underwear.

85. (shart) (106↑, 5↓)
a shitty fart u heave out a treacle tart and find it out to be a big wet mass on the inside of your pants naaasstayy

i squeeeeeeezzzed then oooop gotta run man i just sharted

Author: george johnston http://shart.urbanup.com/2478475
86. (shart) (103↑, 2↓)
When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.

I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.

87. (shart) (111↑, 10↓)
As stated above, an accidental emission of [shiat], when only flatulence was intended. Also known as [losing the gamble].

Um, seriously, dude, we've gotta go. I totally just sharted.

88. (shart) (108↑, 8↓)
Act of farting a wet fart at which point you shit ur pants unexpecdedly causing mass embarrassment and requiring a fresh set a underwear and a throu cleaning of ur dick,balls,and ass this will usually happen at a resturant or in ur cat

Dude did u see frank shart last week it was so fucking funny dude

89. (Shart) (104↑, 4↓)
Noun: The combination of the solid waste and gas excreted from the anus simultaneously. Verb: The act of excreting shit and gas while farting\! The origin of the word "shart" is credited to L. Crowley (1986) after observing her brother excrete a little extra something along with his explosive gas after after a night of endulgence at the turkey testical festival.

Holy Crap\! The idiot just sharted\!

90. (shart) (111↑, 11↓)
A release of fecal material that is more than a skid-mark, but less than shitting your pants.

Dude, I can see cracks in it. That ain't a skid-mark, that's a shart.

91. (shart) (106↑, 6↓)
when you shit and fart at the same time

I just sharted in my pants.

92. (shart) (111↑, 11↓)
The transition phase between defecating and flatulation.

I sharted when the pretty girl looked over at me.

93. (shart) (114↑, 14↓)
A huge fart with a lump in it.

As I was attempting to drive home from the local chinese restaurant, I shart myself before reaching the oval office in time.

Author: Big Shartman III http://shart.urbanup.com/979230
94. (Shart) (120↑, 20↓)
The act of waiting for your girlfriend to go to the bathroom so that you can fart, but in attempting to do so you shit yourself, yell at your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom and then throw your shitty underpants out of her window and take a shower (even if you just took one).

"I sharted this morning and had to throw out my favorite silk boxers."

95. (shart) (106↑, 7↓)
the act of farting and shiting at the same time

as justin sharted he said, "o shit rick a piece of corn just fell out of my trousers, ill let you pick that up later."

Author: donttestmyshart http://shart.urbanup.com/4089336
96. (shart) (111↑, 12↓)
oooo gurl. Its when you have to fart outa yo assshooo, and you be fartin but then a lil shitty poo poo come out yo butthole, which is a shart.

"I need new panties from da dolla tree, where i be shoppin for everythanggg, cause i sharted, and all that shit come out on my black buttcheeks."

Author: shartylicegurl http://shart.urbanup.com/4010409
97. (shart) (107↑, 8↓)
When your fart bubble becomes mud puddle.

Shart: Hachoouuu, ah poooh

Author: Michigan J. Frog http://shart.urbanup.com/3943127
98. (Shart) (106↑, 7↓)
A shart is when you fart and a little bit of shit comes out as well.

JP: im gona fart on [sparkey's] bed\! Nooo you can't do that\! JP: woops i think i just sharted on his bed\!

Author: Wheeler Dealer Himself http://shart.urbanup.com/3831317
99. (shart) (104↑, 5↓)
the opposite of tall, if you speak with a St. Louis accent

The shart lady who lives near highway farty-far in Warshington County does her warsh on Thurdsay.

100. (Shart) (111↑, 12↓)
When you go to fart, and shit yourself at the same time

I laughed so hard, I sharted.

101. (Shart) (111↑, 13↓)
The end result of a fart where one accidentally shits instead. (As mentioned in the comedy "Along came polly" shart, sharting, sharted, sharts

Oh my goodness, I must leave. I seem to have sharted.

102. (Shart) (101↑, 4↓)
a) halfway between a shit and a fart. b) a wet fart c) a fart that smells so bad it could actually be a shit.

Person 1: *farts badly* Person 2: "Faaaak bru, that was a shart" "Man I think I just sharted\!"

103. (shart) (106↑, 9↓)
Is when you fart and shit in your pants at the same time\! =]

Damn\!Shart on me\!Shart on my chest\!Shart all over\!Yea baby\!

Author: Ellie and Liz http://shart.urbanup.com/2244607
104. (shart) (105↑, 8↓)
A word made when someone tries to fart, but ends up pooping. This will usually result in the persons pants becoming soaked with poo.

EW\! I just tried to fart but I actually sharted\!

105. (shart) (108↑, 11↓)
When you try to [fart] and a [poo] comes out instead\!

JAKE K. sharts himself everyday ohh I sharted it appears I have sharted myself oh dear

106. (shart) (113↑, 16↓)
when you fart and some shit comes out

Oh no...I just sharted in my pants\!\!

107. (shart) (110↑, 14↓)
the act of which 1 disasterously shits him or herself in an attempt to push gas out their ass aka the hershey squirt

so you think youre kinda smart and you thought it was a fart.....

Author: d-rock represesntin shartin http://shart.urbanup.com/1093379
108. (Shart) (109↑, 14↓)
To fart and sh-t at the same time.

Jess: Eww Sara: What? Jess: I just sharted and I feel smelly. Sara: Eww\! Jess: I know, right?

109. (shart) (109↑, 15↓)
to fart and shit ur pants at the same time but only a lil shit comes out

zebedee sharted because he dont fit in the shitter cause he is a fat fuck defined in as zebedee under z

110. (Shart) (108↑, 15↓)
The farts that occur before and after a person has had a shit.

Kevin: Dude, i sharted for 20 minutes but nothing came out\! Kyle: Erm...Thanks for sharing that.

111. (shart) (112↑, 19↓)
Not quite a shit, not quite a fart, but maaaaannnnnn... So to answer your question I dunno.

Some come here all broken hearted, I came to shit, but only sharted (written on toilet door)

112. (Shart) (117↑, 24↓)
To emit gas and \#\#\#\# at the same time, usualy messing up your pants very badly

I sharted in GODJOEY's face

Author: I don't need a name http://shart.urbanup.com/901968
113. (shart) (116↑, 24↓)
where you fart and shit at the same time

i sharted

114. (Shart) (94↑, 3↓)
When you TRY to fart, a little shit comes out...

"... I think I just sharted..."

115. (shart) (109↑, 19↓)
when one feels a fart coming about, and then lets loose and some shit comes out with it. one may make a disgruntled face, or sometimes a groaning/grunting noise. otherwise, then one waddles back to ones house because of amount of shit in ones pants, it looks something of a waddling, zombie type walk.

dude lets go. wait. what? damn, i just sharted.

116. (shart) (109↑, 19↓)
the past perfect participle of soiling your undergarments.

oops, i shart my pants.

Author: andrew stewart http://shart.urbanup.com/784596
117. (Shart) (93↑, 5↓)
Plural: Sharts When you put enough pressure on your farts, that particals of shit come out of your anus too.

Person: What?\! You just totally sharted man\! Person 2: How can you tell? Person: I heard a loud blast and your pants is covered with crap.

118. (shart) (90↑, 2↓)
when you fart & end up with more then you bargined for.

Timmy was laying on the bed after coming home from a hard day of school and decided to let one rip. When Timmy realized what he had done he yelled "Mom, I sharted\!\!" which lead to his mom promptly cleaning it up.

Author: DD \>double d's\< xD http://shart.urbanup.com/4191749
119. (shart) (117↑, 30↓)
To believe one is going to fart, but the outcome is having to clean ones pants of shit.

"Dude did you hear about Tom?" "No mann what happened?" "He totally sharted infront of his girlfriends parents" "Mann dude, that fucker is screwed"

Author: Stanley McDanial http://shart.urbanup.com/717226
120. (shart) (91↑, 6↓)
the act of farting and shitting in your pants at the same time.

i just sharted i have to go wipe

121. (shart) (103↑, 17↓)
a cross between shittin yourself and a fart. When one goes to fart, but shits themselves in it's place.

Jim, can you believe it.. I just shart\! Now I have to go change out of my lucky jeans\!

Author: The Cancer Coven http://shart.urbanup.com/913586
122. (shart) (90↑, 7↓)
When attempting to pass gas, you accidentally leave a "skid mark" (or worse).

The opposite of that old graffitti verse, "Here I sit, broken-hearted. Came to shit, but only farted." In this case you wanted to fart, but crap is what you got. This is especially true if you're over 50. Like Dad used to say, "Never trust a fart"\! "Did you fart?" "No, I think I SHARTED\!"

123. (shart) (111↑, 29↓)
shit art

"man that huge sculpture in front of the AT&T building is total shart"

124. (Shart) (82↑, 2↓)
When you fart and a little bit or a whole lot of shit comes out.Can also have some quite humourous results..I will now tell you a story.... Once upon a time me, my cousin and his GF were having Macdonalds.My cousin told me (In hushed whispers) that he needed to fart really bad but didn't want his GF to hear.I told him to try and make it an SBD.Colin (my cousin) made a SBD but at a horrible cost....By the time we left the establishment it was on the floor.......I had to go back and clean it up....It was horrific....................... The moral of the story is....If this happens to you RUN\!\!\! don't go back and clean it up............... RUN\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Here are my helpful (Maybe) catergories. Cat1:Slight wet sensation...You got off easy... Cat2:Spreads all over inside of boxers/briefs. If your going commando this could be a problem. Cat3:Soaks through boxers/briefs and wets inside of pants .If your going commando this is catergory 4. Cat4:Has soaked through to the outside of pants and has now left a big brown/green mark on back of them. Cat5:Runs down leg (Really bad if your wearing socks or god forbid...a skirt\! 0.0 ....) ...... Cat6: An explosion (Example of it found in story).

Shart (have to say in example)

Author: Fucktarded Scarecrow http://shart.urbanup.com/4238232
125. (shart) (107↑, 28↓)
Shart is an amalgum of the words shit and art. Shart is commonly found in college degree shows and the like.

Lets go to the art college and see this years shart. We might get some free champagne.

Author: Nina Chadwick http://shart.urbanup.com/1966342
126. (shart) (80↑, 2↓)
when you needa do a smelly as ripper and then you push a bit too hard and you do a little pellet in your pants. (sometimes not that little). can come in great amounts, depends on how hard you push.

"I was bored in class and i cut the cheese" " i can smell that... it smells like more than a fart" "yeah i just sharted.." "OH YOU FUCKEN SMELL MAN GO HAVE A WASH" "no i like the warm sensation trickling down my leg" "oh dude im gonna puke" *vomit* *shart*

127. (Shart) (85↑, 7↓)
What happens when you think you have to fart but a little shit pops out when you fart. Damn, I just sharted\!

"I have to go home and change my underware because I just sharted."

128. (Shart) (84↑, 7↓)
Shit and Fart combined to make the word Shart. In my school some one wrote Dude I Just Shart on the bathroom wall. And two times in my school I walked into the bathroom and saw Sharted boxers thrown in a corner, the bathroom was later closed off and cleansed. When You Eat a lot of [Taco Bell] and Fart and also discover that you shit your pants. Everybody has Sharted at least once or twice in there lifetime. Don't lie you have Sharted yourself one time. People who Shart themselves tend to smell like [Aquil]

Duded I Just Shart. [Chuck Norris] Just Shart Your Pants. While Kyle Was [Jacking Off] He Shart His Pants. Timmy Got Exited About Christmas And Shart Himself. When Alex Was Having Sex He Shart his pants And His Girlfriend Left Him.

Author: SpankyMcSpanky http://shart.urbanup.com/4287072
129. (shart) (113↑, 36↓)
The definition is pretty obvious...Shitting and farting, etc, etc...but whats important to point out is that johnnyb is a dumb shit. Jack Black wasn't in 'Along Came Polly', it was Philip Seymore Hoffman...you dumb shit..

It wasn't Jack Black in that movie johnnyb...so go eat a shart sandwich\!

130. (shart) (107↑, 31↓)
1: To force a fart out to a point shit goes through at the same time. 2: To loose a stupid gamble 3: Adj. to look stupid

Breakfast and lunch are to brunch what shit and fart are to shart. This guy sharts (looks stupid) cursword: Shaaaaaaart (instead of shit)

131. (shart) (85↑, 13↓)
An extraction from the asshole that can cause great muscle pain. Mixture of shitting and farting at once that may cause an uncomfortable dispositioning in your pants.

"Dude I just sharted my pants." "That shart smells like tuna."

132. (shart) (81↑, 11↓)
its when you shit a little in your pants while farting its also when you dirarea in your pants before you can make it to the tolit

booby:hi joe i shart in my pants every night while watching gay porn joe:gross thats sick well i sharted 2 hours ago but still its groose

Author: fuck bag dick sucker http://shart.urbanup.com/4248699
133. (shart) (68↑, 1↓)
When you fart and shit comes out you would call it shart.

OH MY GOSH\! i just sharted in my pants\!

134. (Shart) (75↑, 10↓)
A fart that has an unexpected follow through. This follow through exerts a large smell upon a groups surroundings, and usually causes one of the group member to vom.

bloke 1: dude... i think i just sharted.. bloke 2: what the hells that bloke 3: its a fart, and a little bit of shit comes out.

135. (shart) (112↑, 47↓)
fart and shit put together

u ****ing shart

136. (shart) (63↑, 2↓)
shit fart

aw, i sharted, i better go wipe....

137. (Shart) (69↑, 9↓)
A little shart is someone who has membership at Ivy Pool but doesn't want to take The Oysbay.

Little Shart is dogging The Oysbay by wanting to leave at 8:30pm.

138. (shart) (61↑, 4↓)
What happens when you trust a fart.

Never trust a fart. Might be a shart.

139. (shart) (108↑, 79↓)
dude its a word it came from the background of our little heads

o man that schmagler just sharted....in his brothers mouth\!\!\!\!\!\! EWWWWW sick fuck\!\!\!\!

Author: amber and krista http://shart.urbanup.com/774889
140. (Shart) (31↑, 5↓)
When you get the felling you have to fart, and when you do, a little shit comes out.

1. Dude, can we leave? 2. Why 1. I, uhh, well i sharted. 2. ohh haha ok lets go...

Author: EWW I SHARTED\!\!\! http://shart.urbanup.com/4897277
141. (Shart) (30↑, 6↓)
The act of farting that will cause you to shit a wee bit of that massive terd you felt slithering through your intestines for days. When you shart there is no going back. You will forever be changed by the sheer amount of "oh fuck\!" going through your mind.

You: Dude those .89$ burritos were fucking delicious. Thats gonna be a epic shit. Your fat greasy friend: *gurgle* hahah *3 days later* You: Dude I gotta fart Your ass: *gurgle* Your soul dies because of the shart.

142. (Shart) (12↑, 4↓)
1. When trying to force out a fart, you suddenly get more than you bargained for. Often this results in the need to immediately ditch your now-soiled underwear. 2. Trying to fart, but, instead, first you do it, then you say it.

While waiting for her mother to get out of the store, little Becky sharted in her car seat. Her mother drove all the way home wondering what the hell the smell was. Joe was trying to force a fart when suddenly he sharted, and the place began to stink. "Oh shit, it's shit\!" exclaimed Joe, as he ran out the side door to go home and change his underwear.

143. (shart) (7↑, 0↓)
Leakage which occurs when you have too much Taco Bell and you try to release some of the pressure.

Lisa let a big shart loose in the back seat of Alyssa's Prius.

144. (Shart) (8↑, 2↓)
To accidentally "shit yourself" when you fart.

Sorry man..... i think i Sharted myself.

145. (Shart) (7↑, 2↓)
Portmanteau word. A combination of the words "shit" and "art". Can be used surreptitiously or in a blatant manner.

Tracy Emin: Hey, what do you think of my new sculpture? I call it "My Bed". Pretty cool, huh? Me: It's most definitely a work of shart.

146. (Shart) (6↑, 2↓)
When you push too hard to fart and end up shitting your drawers.

Shart philosophy seen on bathroom wall: Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted. Then one day I took a chance, went to fart and shit my pants.

147. (Shart) (5↑, 1↓)
A fart where you actually deficate yourself by trying too hard

I just sharted myself

148. (Shart) (3↑, 0↓)
A shart occurs when a fart brings an unexpected/uninvited friend along with it.

Damn it\! I thought I just needed to let go of some gas, but it wasn't a fart, it was a shart\!

Author: junglistgirl77 http://shart.urbanup.com/5215531
149. (Shart) (3↑, 0↓)
Cross between a fart and a shit. Where you think your just going to be doing a ripper of a fart but it contains undesirable solid matter.

John: Man Im hungover, this greasy burger is great\! Think I need to fart though. Silence......fart noises. John: Ah no that was a shart\! Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting\! John: Shit yeah, I better go do the [wipe test] and change my undies\! Paul: Pwoarrr\!\! That stinks, fuck off\!

150. (Shart) (2↑, 0↓)
A fart that turns shitty

The dude sharted and left a spot on my couch when he was trying to make out with me. When I asked him to leave he had a huge wet stain on his ass..omg\!\!\!

151. (Shart) (1↑, 0↓)
Shart: (Sh-ahrt) 1. v: To unintentionally defecate in one's own pants while attempting to pass gas. 2. n: A mixture of feces and flatulence accidentally expelled from the anus while attempting to pass gas. Typically accompanied by stained underpants and an unpleasant aroma.

Oh man, I've got to go. I just sharted. Dude that pet store smelled like a shart. Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse; Shart Attack\!\!

152. (Shart) (2↑, 1↓)
When you fart and you accidentally shit a little at the same time.

[Dude, I have to fart... Shit, I just sharted man.] [I have to shart.] [I sharted on my brother.]

Author: luvtoshart123 http://shart.urbanup.com/5818745
153. (shart) (1↑, 1↓)
a shart is when you strain a little bit to hard and crap usually leaving a skidmark throughout your undergarments. most oftenly done by retards

Man after i ate those beans last night i was shartin up a storm

154. (Shart) (1↑, 2↓)
A shit-fart; farts which occur when the colon is filled with feces, causing horrifically smelling flatulence.

Dude, go take a dump already; your sharts make me want to puke.

Author: Idroppedapbiology2011 http://shart.urbanup.com/5878716
155. (Shart) (1↑, 3↓)
A strong, intelligent, and independent woman. A respected woman. The opposite of a cunt.

I have a lot of respect for Gloria, she's a real shart.

156. (Shart) (2↑, 4↓)
someone who shits and farts loudly in a public place. It usually happens after a large meal with a lot of refried beans- see taco bell.

Omg. did you just hear Krupa shart? whew\!

Author: fartingmachine http://shart.urbanup.com/5219898
157. (Shart) (3↑, 7↓)
The wet bubbly farts that occur while in the shower, enhanced by the steam.

I can help but want to smell my sharts while taking a shower and being in an enclosed space makes it a given.

158. (shart) (0↑, 5↓)
The act of unknowingly making a fart like noise with your shoes leading to an awkward situation.

Joe: damn bill, did you just fart? Bill: nahh, i just had a shart

159. (Shart) (0↑, 7↓)
1) To defecate on oneself 2) An epic misspelling of "sharp"

I sharted on myself when I realized the test was today.

Author: Kink E. Sizemore http://shart.urbanup.com/5771614
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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